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Not Another Snail Album

by Snatch the Snail

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Famous people like to say "The words don't matter It's all in the way you say it" I beg to differ That's why some people are famous And I'm not But that's not the only reason There's a billion trillion reasons But that's another story Different song Mr. Rich and Famous How'd you get so rich and famous? Let me write this down I'm gonna need this information later
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Out of Juice 00:48
Who's gonna light my candle? Who's gonna wear my shoes? Who's gonna sign my basketball? Who's gonna sing my blues? Blacker than the universe And running out of juice Who's gonna tie the knot When they hang me from the noose? Mr. Hangman, cut me loose So I can tell all my children the news We're floating through the universe And running out of juice And my death sentence Can't be reduced
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My tongue and my teeth and my lips are blue I've got brain freeze From all of the Icee's I drink on the reg If I'm feeling crazy I'll switch it up to red It's a guilty pleasure and it's hard to resist That's what she said Never ever the less Put it to the test Lest we forget That it's just a jest But it's getting difficult to digest
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My gut got to thinking "Don't you think it's strange That I think at all Because I'm a gut and not a brain?" Turns out, I had swallowed my brain Now I let my gut do all the thinking I'm not in charge of decision making I go with my gut because I swallowed my brain
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Some sort of mage Working minimum wage That's the way of the underworld Get the hell out of Hell Level up Valhalla Get over the spell Shake it off Valhalla Grimy and grim On my slimy skin
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Retract That 01:28
I skipped ahead a little early So I'll backtrack I've done it before and I'll do it again I start again before I get to the end Because I wanna get it right, get it tight There's not a single stanza That I would retract I take it back I'd like to retract that
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Stop chewing your gum so fucking loud Really, man, it's too fucking loud I got headphones on and I can still hear You chewing gum right in my left ear Such a bummer, bubblegummer I burst your bubble, bubblegummer I hate to lose my cool But it's really not cool Biting my tongue Since fucking preschool Fucking people's mothers Mother fucking motherfucker Loud ass bubble gum chewing bubblegummer
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African land snail invasion Get the dogs, call the Snail Squad Gotta grab the gastropod It's not science fiction It's actually a problem They'll eat the concrete off of houses for calcium Asexual reproduction Gotta grab the population Leaving meningitis In the slime trails in your garden If you're a smuggler Who's been leaving snails around The snail inspector's getting paid To bring you down
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Something is weird in here I think I feel weird I think I feel strange And it happens all the time sometimes Depending on the time
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Having an opinion Seems that it has become overrated According to my calculations Pretty, pretty please With a cherry on top Take out the batteries Consumer consumption System malfunction Out of order Electronic hoarder I've had enough I got a white flag up
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I feel like myself again Waiting around for the time to go by Goodbye

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Written and recorded by Snatch the Snail

Artwork by Eric Fan:
fineartamerica.com/profiles/eric-fan.html

Slimelight Records #84-94

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released June 12, 2017

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Snatch the Snail North Carolina

Zachary Sullivan Carson writes and records original music under artist name Snatch the Snail

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