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Snatchin' the Snail
02:08
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Pump the brakes
Kindly wait
Press pause and hesitate
We’re moving way too fast
I don’t really know you like that
Snatch the snail
I’m just snatching the snail
By end of the night
You’ll be doing it right
I’ll show you how to snatch the snail
It’s for the birds, it’s for the bees
ABC’s and 123’s
You know the twist, you do the jive
As easy as the Jackson 5
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I'm Telepathic
02:14
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I think I’m telepathic
No really, I think I’m telepathic
I told you I’d tell you anything
I told myself I’d never tell
You don’t believe me, I can tell
I think I’m telepathic
Wait, don’t go, I think I know I’m telepathic
Yes, I can hear you now
Picking up your signal loud and clear
You’re a blip on my radar now
Picking up your signal loud and clear
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Can't Connect
02:11
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All the greatest hits
Are about the same chick
But she’s dead now
And visa versa
I’m dead to her, she’s dead to me
We’re like one great big
Undead, unhappy family
So save your warm welcomes
No thanks, they’re unwelcomed
Can’t connect even if you paid me
Can’t connect even if you laid me
All the classic flicks
Are about a dude’s dick
Let’s sit here for a couple of hours
And find out what he does with it
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Feminist Hooker Hotline
02:15
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I am your punching bag
You are my reigning champion
I am your wack addict
You are my wack addiction
Feminist hooker hotline
Setup with no punchline
Leave a message for my valentine
When she leaves, she leaves me crying
I am your king in drag
You are my Queen of England
Right my wrongs
Put me through hell
Snatch my snail
Send me back to my shell
When she comes, I come crying
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Peculiar Planet
02:11
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I’m halfway broad
With my half split hairs
I’m full way fraud
Au so contraire
Falling behind the curtain
Catching up to center stage
No matter which wave I’m surfing
I’m on a particular page
Some folks just don’t get it
The jokes are down like a clown
I’m on a peculiar planet
Back in my hometown
Stumbling upon my marbles
Tripping all over that trip
Already ready to rumble
I’m letting go and getting a grip
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I'm Dave Grohl
00:17
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I'm Dave Grohl
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Rock and roll roller rink
It’s not so rock and roll to me
Skating by out of the limelight
Slugging slime balls out of the dark
Even when the disc keeps skipping
Glowing green in the slipstream
The kids don’t know what I mean
They don’t know what I mean
When I say
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Let the Beat Drop Dead
02:09
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Immortality is taking its toll on me
I’m slowing my roll
And making more time to breathe
I’m the source of my own power
And the bane of my existence
I’m the sun of my own flower
And the pain of my persistence
I’m the love of my own death
I’d hate to let the beat drop dead
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Snail Snatcher
02:17
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Tip of my tongue
Under my nose
Back of my throat
Far as I know
Head scratcher
Memory serves me wrong
Put my finger on
Known it all along
Know it like a song
Snail snatcher
Buzzing for a buzz
Fiending for a fix
Howling for a hit
Had to get my fix
Plan hatcher
Got the gal and the wherewithal
Drive me up a wall
Gotta get it all
Snail snatcher
Invertebrate
Like fully prepared gelatin
Can’t leave the house without
An exoskeleton
Eye catcher
Dispatcher
I’m my number one fan
Send me round the merry-go-round again
Head scratcher, pan hatcher
Eye catcher, dispatcher
Snail snatcher
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Make Me Meet My Maker
02:08
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Would you be my dead end
And push me to the edge?
Hand me down under the table
Over the counter, on the corner
Give me a hand and hand me down
Would you be my wet dream
And never come to be?
I’ll return the favor
On my best behavior
Make me meet my maker
For the price of a hand-me-down
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Snatch the Snail North Carolina
Zachary Sullivan Carson writes and records original music under artist name Snatch the Snail
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